Monday, April 6, 2009

Open Letter To The Guy That Ran Into My Parked VW

What, did you think I wouldn't notice?
Why didn't you bother leaving a note or something?
That's what I would have done!
What are you, the world's most colossal jerk?
What are you driving around a parking lot that fast for, anyway?
That could have been a cat or a child.
Would you have kept going if you'd run over a bunny?
Ass face!

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