Since today (Day 10) is just about some guy in Sweden who followed The Book and yesterday was a first-thing-in-the-morning deal, I'll write about Day 9 today. Fortune has smiled upon me.
Day 9
Do Something Before Breakfast Today
Watch the Sun Rise
Gossip About Your Neighbors With The Garbage Man
Go For A Five Mile Run
Call A Friend And Express Surprise They Aren't Up Yet
Find Out What's On TV At This Hour
Lick Morning Dew Off A Leaf
Have Sleepy Sex
Milk A Cow
Since I get up & have breakfast before the sun rises, watching the sun rise is impossible. Even the garbage man isn't up at this ungodly hour. No time to run one mile, let alone five. As much calling a friend up at five would be, I think I wouldn't have that friend as a friend anymore. What is on tv at 5:00 am? Mostly the news, infomercials and music videos. Not many leaves lying around. The warm body next to me is too grumpy & sick to have sleepy sex. Cows aren't plentiful in Huntington Beach, CA.
Day 9
Do Something Before Breakfast Today
Watch the Sun Rise
Gossip About Your Neighbors With The Garbage Man
Go For A Five Mile Run
Call A Friend And Express Surprise They Aren't Up Yet
Find Out What's On TV At This Hour
Lick Morning Dew Off A Leaf
Have Sleepy Sex
Milk A Cow
Since I get up & have breakfast before the sun rises, watching the sun rise is impossible. Even the garbage man isn't up at this ungodly hour. No time to run one mile, let alone five. As much calling a friend up at five would be, I think I wouldn't have that friend as a friend anymore. What is on tv at 5:00 am? Mostly the news, infomercials and music videos. Not many leaves lying around. The warm body next to me is too grumpy & sick to have sleepy sex. Cows aren't plentiful in Huntington Beach, CA.
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