Missed Day 14

Manager was being a jerk about me giving my two week. Sure, I said I didn't have another job lined up, but that doesn't give her the right to do/say what she did. Whatever. Trying to not hurt feelings goes nowhere with someone like that.

Day 15

Be gay for a day! (Or, if you're gay, be straight.)

What is the opposite of neither? That's advanced mathematical ideas right there.

the weekend Book in review

Day 11 (Friday)

Introduce yourself to some you know but never speak to.

Today, I talked to one of the founders of the Company. We talked about my relationship to Karl.

Day 12 (Saturday)

What's your type?

Woman

[]Dumb blonde

[x]Clever brunette

[x]Wild redhead

[x]Lesbian

[]Nag

[]Cold fish

Man

[]Beefcake

[x]Mr. Nice Guy

[]Loaded

[]Married with kids

[]Sleazeball

[]Handsome prince

Day 13 (Sunday)

Write a letter to a serial killer

No thanks.

Meet Jonas Day!

Since today (Day 10) is just about some guy in Sweden who followed The Book and yesterday was a first-thing-in-the-morning deal, I'll write about Day 9 today. Fortune has smiled upon me.

Day 9
Do Something Before Breakfast Today
Watch the Sun Rise
Gossip About Your Neighbors With The Garbage Man
Go For A Five Mile Run
Call A Friend And Express Surprise They Aren't Up Yet
Find Out What's On TV At This Hour
Lick Morning Dew Off A Leaf
Have Sleepy Sex
Milk A Cow

Since I get up & have breakfast before the sun rises, watching the sun rise is impossible. Even the garbage man isn't up at this ungodly hour. No time to run one mile, let alone five. As much calling a friend up at five would be, I think I wouldn't have that friend as a friend anymore. What is on tv at 5:00 am? Mostly the news, infomercials and music videos. Not many leaves lying around. The warm body next to me is too grumpy & sick to have sleepy sex. Cows aren't plentiful in Huntington Beach, CA.

Everyone knows it's Tuesday...

Was busy w/work & sick Micah. So here's Day 8 (yesterday/Tuesday.)

Day 8

Addiction-Free Day

Your body is your temple. Cut out your addictive substances for the day and see how much purer you feel.

I don't really have an addictive personality. I like food, but that's more of a necassity. Water's up there too.

I didn't read today's (Day 9) page, so if it's an all-day thing, I'll do it tomorrow. (Not exactly the best way to go about The Book, but I'm not lookin gto rule to world or anything.)

Eric Estrada

Day 7
Masturbate at 13:56 to the following fantasy:

Women
(Some long, ridiculous dribble you'd find in a romance novel...)

Men
Two blondes. Doing it. Together.

Since I was working today at 13:56, I'll try it at 17:56. *** The men's fantasy is actually a lot easier. Hmm... Except for me, they're brunettes. ;)

Days 4 & 5 - was terribly sick. Will posty later.

Day 6

Today write the opening sentance of your debut novel.

Whoops-ee-daisy

Missed Day 3 - was busy watching hockey and our teams were kicking butt and taking names - so here it is... on Day 4.

Today throw something away that you like.

When I get get home, I'll throw away my very first personal massager. My uncle's disgusting girlfriend stole it from my room one day when I was still living with them - probably to show my uncle what a deviant I was or something - then I stole it back. I haven't used it since. Everyone has encouraged me to toss it, but it holds sentimental value for me. However, she put her gross hands all over it, so it needs to go.

Kickin' Ass & Takin' Naps

Day 2: The Love Of Your Life

Today, gaze at everyone wondering whether they might be the one true love of your life, the one destined for you and you alone, and whether you might be passing them by forever... Act accordingly.

I have met the love of my life. Most people I see during the day I've pretty much filed into the "definitely not the love of my life" files. I'll let you all know later, though. **** Nope, no "may be the love of my life" except Micah. See how picky I am?

free lesbian movie?

I've just gotten This Book Will Change Your Life. Ok, I got it Saturday, but I've been kinda busy. Anyhoo, I'll start today, the first day of October, my brother's birthday, with day 1:

As this is your fisrt day, you should warm up with an easy task that will only challenge your life a litle bit.

Choose one of the following options:

Do one press-up

Perform a striptease (in private)

Triple-tie your shoelaces

Learn to play "Chopsticks" on the piano

Increase your typing speed by three words a minute

Jaywalk in a pedestrian zone

Set all your to exactly the right time

Whisper a white lie when no one's listening

Fantasize about your partner

Use a different thickness comb

Say "yo" instead of "hello"

Hold the phone up to your other ear

Tell someone your middle name

Try a new sandwich filling

Leave work five minutes early

Bookmark a new website

Give our genitalia pet names

Decide whick one of your toes is the prettiest

Insult an insect

Go on a one-minute hunger strike

I think I'll go with the third-to-last option: The middle toe of my left foot. (I took into consideration that I've been wearing open-toe shoes all day...)